Would you rather?

 

Since I can remember, I have always loved playing Would you Rather?

If you've spent enough time with me, you will have been subjected to my game playing antics - I love a good game. But there is something about Would you Rather? that keeps coming back into the field.

I love that you can be as creative as you like. Or as awful. Or as wrong town.

I have a couple of friends who are wickedly dark when playing this game. Then there's the ones who can't make their mind up and actually choose, and then the spoil sports who just flat out refuse. I can tell a lot about a person based on their reactions and responses to this game.

I still laugh writing about the first game I played with my new partner's children - sitting around a campfire, I opened the game with 'Would you rather have penises for fingers or anuses for eyes?'

I was met with an awkward silence and slightly mortified glares from my own children (who by the way, had already had to answer this one previously). I had a moment of thinking I had taken it too far. That moment where your internal filter has failed and you've misread the situation...

Thankfully, the question was simply being given great thought and the answer was well considered and appropriate - and they passed the Would you Rather test!

So I thought as an offering, I would give you some questions to ponder..

Would you rather fight 1,000 ant-sized bulls or one bull-sized ant?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat mayonnaise?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die?

Would you rather be extremely wealthy but only able to walk everywhere or broke but able to travel anywhere in the world?

Would you rather be in relationship with someone who does not love you or be in a relationship with someone you do not love?

Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?

Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo or poo flavoured chocolate?

Or my personal favourite, would you rather smell like cat wee all the time and everyone can smell it but you OR you can smell cat wee all the time, but no-one else can?

I welcome any golden ones you and your friends and family might have too - always collecting!

In gratitude and increasing madness

Anna

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